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Why you do this? || Kim Namjoon

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Tagline: What if Rap Mon was all about dad jokes when off camera?

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Drabble, crackish?
Note: normal - korean
         italics - english

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“Aaand we’re done shooting for today!” One of the cameramen said as he turned off his camera, the staff starting to chat with each other while they packed up the props. The whole of Bangtan relaxing on the nearby sofas, you could hear Suga muttering something in the lines of “I’m gonna go sleep,” J-Hope soundly letting himself fall on the sofa, and then searching for some water, and the rest doing similar.

Walking away from the staff section, you approached them with a smile, “Nice job guys~!” you sang out, complimenting them as they’ve done as well as usual. Sitting by Namjoon you offered him a bottle. “You look like you need it.”


“Thanks, (F/N),” he replied, taking the water bottle and chugging it down in almost an instant. “Need anything more before I get used to the sofa too much?” You asked while you still had the will to move.

“Wanna make me a sandwich?”
“Poof, you’re a sandwich.” You said jokingly. Namjoon cracked up at that, his laugh being louder than a usual J-Hope scream.

“Again with this?” Suga complained, making a disgusted expression, “You guys are so lame… I’m done.” With that he exited the room in a lazy manner.

“But honestly now I’m getting hungry as well.”
“Hm? You said something?” Namjoon asked, not catching on what you said.

“I said I’m hungry.” You responded.
“Oh, well then, nice to meet you Hungry, I’m Namjoon.”

“…”

Unpleased groans could be heard all over the room, and right after Namjoon’s laughter. Obviously he was the only one openly finding his jokes funny. Hiding your face from the embarrassment your boyfriend constantly puts you through, you suppressed your laugh.

No, I’m not giving in his pace, I won’t laugh, no…’ You mentally encouraged yourself.

“God, Namjoon, why do I even date you?” Still suppressing laughter, but managing to recover from the embarrassment, you look at him.
Cause I’m hella smart and you love me.” He told you confidently, reminding you how weak for his accent  you are, sending shivers down your spine.

“We’re leaving to the dorm soon, and some people insisted on leaving you two behind if you go on with this, you know?” Jin announced to the two of you, “And (F/N)?” Jin tried getting your attention once more, pointing to the fridge nearby, “If you could, take some milk from this fridge, some kids still need to grow~”
You swore you could hear Jungkook yelling ‘I’m a real man now, come on!’ form somewhere.

Getting up, you made your way there and took some milk cartons in your hands. “Oi, Namjoon, should I put the milk in the bag or?”
“Naah, just leave it in the carton,” and once again, he bursted out laughing.

 

“…”

 

That’s it, I’m leaving you here.

“(F/N) wait! It was a joke! A joke!

I had the best time searching for dad jokes holy- don't hate my sense of humor pls

I just had to do this haha

Yo, shoutout to lunarosej for helping me with this and giving me the idea for this~

I own nothing but the plot.
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pinksoymilk's avatar
IT'S FUNNY
BECAUSE I CAN TOTALLY SEE NAMJOON DOING THIS 

LIKE 
WOW

PUN MONSTER RIGHT THERE